Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.. Five minutes is only five mi nutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A l oud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Th at's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'; that will bring on a 'whatever')

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying sc*ew YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a wom an has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Hay muchas cosas pesadas para el espíritu,
pero él es muy fuerte y paciente,
quiere pelear con el gran dragón
hasta conseguir la victoria.

¿Quien es el dragón,
al que el espírutu no quiere seguir llamando señor?

"Tu debes" Se llama... y le cierra el paso.

Ante él dice "yo quiero", el espíritu libre...

"Todos los valores ya han sido creados.
no puede haber ningun yo quiero "
Así habla el dragón.

Pero el espirítu quiere hacer su voluntad
entonces... se decide...
y Conquista el mundo!!